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  • Im a celebrity, send me to my death!
    by (Fightinpaddy) on July 23, 2018 at 7:30 am

    Whilst watching englands abject failure last night, my mate said 'wouldnt it be nice to stick mclaren in a plane and shoot him down over the atlantic never to see him again'. With that in mind which celebrity would you like to put in our special airplane to be blown up mid flight over the north Atlantic? Mine for a start is Kerry Katona, cocaine addled sh1t food selling fat cow. There is pletny of seats its a 747 so nominate your celebrity now! […]

  • Bloody police!
    by (Jenny_Dabber) on July 23, 2018 at 4:38 am

    Today, my brother saved a child! He was waiting at a main train station, as a grestwestern train pulled up. A mother got off the train, with her 2yr old but slipped, cracked her head and the child dropped down, under the train. Apparently there was another train just about to pass on the opposite track. My brother, without a second thought, jumped down under the train and grabbed the child, before returning to the platform. Did he get any thanks from the old bill? No! They gave...Bloody police! […]

  • Push ups
    by (photface) on July 22, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    I’ve searched around but can’t find whether females are still required to do the half push ups or whether it has been changed to full push ups for all? Obviously in the past it was just half push ups so I have been training for both types. Thanks, -R […]

  • Women. An appreciation.
    by (Clown_Puncher) on July 22, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    Shite programme I know, but Sarah Willingham makes me think terrible, terrible thoughts. I want to grind her pelvis into dust. I'm teasing one off as I type. […]

  • Intriguing Forces Question
    by (Tim_Lodge) on July 22, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    Guys, US enquirer here. I posted on another forum that I thought maybe appropriate and although I got some useful responses, someone suggested also asking here but told me I'd get a load of grief. I'm researching discipline in the armed forces across the world and I was trying to find out whether certain things would warrant a disciplinary charge, minor of otherwise. The other forum came up with issues such as fainting on duty, throwing up or soiling yourself on parade and dropping your...Intriguing Forces Question […]

  • Can I join again?? Osteopenia and vitamin d deficiency
    by (Lollypop) on July 22, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    Hi, I am wanting some information. I was medically discharged due to breaking my pelvis. And they discovered the reason was due to low vitamin d. I am wanting to know if I can join again. […]

  • Direct Entry - Naval Police.
    by (Ninja_Stoker) on July 22, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    In a break from tradition, in which entry into the Royal Navy Police (RNP) cadre has been by sideways entry from RN branches, the Naval Service now offers Direct Entry Service Police as a career option. Direct Entry and Inter Service Transfer (IST) candidates will be rated Leading Hand (LH) after an initial 65 week training pipeline and candidates from the RM, Army and RAF will also join the RNP as LH. Applications can be accepted from next week (14th March). All RNP candidates will be...Direct Entry - Naval Police. […]

  • Query regarding Medical
    by (Schuh1705) on July 22, 2018 at 11:30 am

    Dear all, I am new to the forum, my query today is regarding the upcoming medical after passing my recruiting test for Logistic Officer recently. I was also previously in the Army and left in 2014 and passed the discharge medical all good and the navy have my records up until 2014 which have been checked. Upon scanning these forums I came across posts that stated if any medication related to stress such as “sertraline” has been prescribed, there is a 2 year clear rule. However, when I was...Query regarding Medica […]

  • I Fecking Love Dogs Me
    by (MG Maniac) on July 22, 2018 at 9:44 am

    We want a dog! ... or should I say 'er indoors' wants a a dog! So far her forays into this particular subject have been countered reasonably sucessfully so far with "It would upset the cats!" "We're out all day - it will trash the house!" "Who's going to take it out for a walk when its pissin down?" "I'm not paying £500 + for a stuffin dog" 'er indoors idea of a dog is one of those yappy little ankle biters so my next counter attacks was "If we're having a dog I want one that eats other...I Fecking Love Dogs M […]

  • The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)
    by (Blackrat) on July 22, 2018 at 9:42 am

    Just a thread to post shite in. No other valid reason whatsoever. […]

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